Sunday, May 23, 2004
Pulp Fiction Meets Star Wars
OK, so Samuel L Jackson had a lot of good lines in Pulp Fiction, but not that many in Star Wars. What would happen if Tarantino fiddled with Lucas' scripts? A friend recently forwarded a mail that listed the 10 things we'd like to hear SLJ say in Star Wars.
***Disclaimer: I have no idea how where this list originated. Hats off to the guy who thought this up.***
Here goes:
Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson Say In The Star Wars Prequel
10.You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.
6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?
And the number one:
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."
***Disclaimer: I have no idea how where this list originated. Hats off to the guy who thought this up.***
Here goes:
Top 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson Say In The Star Wars Prequel
10.You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'd never touch the filthy motherfucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tatooine.
6. Feel the Force, Motherfucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What"?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah, Chewie's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a Wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch? Then why are you tryin' to fuck him like one?
And the number one:
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."
