Musings From New York

Often times I've wondered that. After all, a country that produces music as terrifying as Sabbath, mascots as terrifying as Eddie (from Iron Maiden) ... and in more recent times, The Spice Girls ... Well, I wonder no more. Here's the list:

1. Spiders
2. Terrorists
3. Snakes
4. Heights
5. Death
6. A visit to the dentist

Which means you'd rather be taken hostage at gun-point that hit an inoffensive creature with a newspaper. Go figure.